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01 May 2009

Butt As Billboard

I am a very lazy blogger because I just can't bring myself to find a photo of a large girl wearing a pronouncement across her ass. I settled, instead, for this young cutie and only because I think that I've made my case in spite of her lack of girth. Who uses their ass as a space for advertisement? From a manufacturer's point of view, it's brilliant. Otherwise, it's just downright dumb to draw attention to your hind quarters. I'm just sayin'.

2 comments:

  1. I could send you a pic from Christmas in California a few years back. Wrong on so many levels.

    For starters, if "JUICY COUTURE" fits across your ass in 3 1/2 inch letters, re-think, ffs. Also, re-think velour track suits all together, unless you're a wiseguy. Also, teal makes almost everyone look vaguely hepatic. Again, re-think! The combination of all three made my eyes water.

    And then there's that word... JUICY. IMHO, it should never be spoken, written or thought of in the sentence as 'buttocks'. I guess some people think it denotes hotness. Me? It just makes me think of 'dysentery'. I know, I know. Gross. But that's my point.

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  2. I don't usually like to play favorites with my friends, but you're a front runner right about now.

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